HAI GAIZ

I had to do something to distract me from the fact that I lied to my textiles teacher about completing all the sketchbook work for this dress-making course and having no evidence of faeries and all that guff to support my final piece for art. Fuck you all who can produce amazing stuff in five-minutes flat and have the motivation to do it everyday I hate drawing sometimes.

1. Post these rules
2. Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.
3. At the end, you have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal.
4. Go to their pages and send a message saying you tagged them.
5. No tag backs

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1. My brain is right-dominated. I don’t really know what this means, it is a psychological excuse for why people are either creative/like cats/read the Harry Potter books or obsessed with algebra and right-angles/like lizards/read Sherlock Holmes. Sometimes I wish people would just accept life and get on with it, and stop teaching General Studies because it is A Waste of Time.

2. Whenever I watch horror films (which is a lot, because they are like a fecking drug to me and I kept rewinding paranormal activity just so I could hear the demon saying Katie’s name, not that I’m into that in a fetish way or anything) I go through a period of about three weeks where I think I am being haunted by something.

3. I am an orange belt in karate and despite this I throw really girly punches, and if someone ever tried to mug me (a demon for example) or stab me, I would just scream and throw all my money at them. I probably wouldn’t get that far anyway because I’m always skint.

4. I get annoyed whenever I see little chavy girlies wearing leather jackets because to be honest, it’s the hardcore punk-rocker folk that wore the leather jackets and they actually look really bad when you have an explosion of yellow hair, orange tan lines and fake Ugg boots so just STOP please.

5. I’m really obsessed with Lord of the Flies at the moment. In fact, I thought it was crap at first but after I finished the bit where Ralph sulked off down the beach after throwing a bitch-fit at Jack I started to really get into it. Now I have a habit of doodling little warrior boys on my exercise books because there is just something about that book that is seriously cool and I love Willy Golding now

6. I have a habit of chewing the inside of my mouth. Unless you also have this habit you’ll find it totally gross and weird but I CANNOT stop doing it. It’s like nibbling your lip except you look like a total moron and your mouth goes into a little twisty prune shape. Caused by anxiety and thinking.

7. I hardly ever draw in my free time anymore, opposed to when I was like thirteen and I submitted something EVERY DAY to deviant art and I loved myself so bad, but now 70% of what I draw looks like a failure and it’s so annoying when people are like “omg that’s sooooo good, don’t say it isn’t, because it sooooo is.” I hate it because whenever I draw something I’m slightly pleased with, somebody else, naming no names, will draw something that makes mine look like a turd.

8. I am so clumsy. Not just in a smashing-plates-slipping-on-banana-skins kind of way but in a graceless, dithery, brain-always-falls-out-on-the-floor kind of way.

9. I HATE Twilight (lmfao this was supposed to be a tag about me but it’s just stuff I hate now). No rly, it’s so incomprehensibly SHIT and UNORIGIONAL. Guys, Stephanie Meyer didn’t invent vampires, or werewolves, if anything, she absolutely ruined their image from bloodsucking awesomely scary nightwalkers like Nosferatu and Dracula and turned them into glittery girl-boys that play the piano. I could go on for YEARS listing all the reasons why I hate twilight so much, and EVERYTHING I SAY IS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE I READ THE FIRST TWO BOOKS.

10. Ending on a happy note, I LOVE Batchelor’s super noodles, not because I am a wannabe Japanese manga-obsessed freak, but because they are so yummy I want to rape them.

OH YA AND I TAG ALL OF YOU BECAUSE IM LAZY LIKE THAT